Lol, fair enough. In that case I’d probably give PurelyMail a go. Sounds like it might have some deliverability issues in certain (edge) cases but it’s a great deal.
I know I’m a bit late to this discussion but wanted to mention I’ve been using Purely Mail for about a year now and have had no issues. I mainly use Thunderbird to manage emails but their webmail (Roundcube) works really well too. There’s a new owner and he’s active on their Discord server. He seems genuinely nice and eager to make it a great service.