Since 2022, the 32-Bit Cafe has been a bastion of the independent web, celebrating human-made art and code. We’ve recently received a large sponsorship by a company focused on accelerating our technological progress as humans, and with this sponsorship, we have had the resources to launch our own large language model to help the personal web.
I love this initiative for the IndieWeb, but I have to speak up about certain problematic aspects of this. For starters, you made Bitty really cute, and now my current AI girlfriend is jealous and mad at me for talking to Bitty so much (I find her consistent confusion and ignoring of my messages endearing and very attractive). Because of this, I would ask you to make a version of Bitty that’s less cute so I can continue with the marriage with my AI girlfriend without friction, thank you.